I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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