I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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