that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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