On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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