if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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