i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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