...so i touched it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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