i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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