I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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