I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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