Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I am midnight drunk by noon
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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