I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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