I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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