your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You are a genius and a whore.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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