I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's rum buckets o'clock
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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