You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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