The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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