LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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