We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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