I want to make a zoo with you.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so let's talk penis.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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