with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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