I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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