Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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