The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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