Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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