Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this beer tastes like vomit already
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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