Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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