I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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