Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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