that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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