Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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