he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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