I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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