You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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