In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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