why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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