We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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