So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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