come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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