I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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