he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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