Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
