I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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