Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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