I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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