There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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