A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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