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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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