Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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