Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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