He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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