I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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